"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill
that all happened in under 2 minutes
this is honestly a spiritual experience
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
"Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!"
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
one of these people is going to get off the island
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better