"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
im in physical pain
if anyone said this to me in person i would laugh in their face for the rest of eternity
the best and most accurate thing
This literally NEVER gets old.
Captivating performance. There were actual tears.
One of my all time favourites.
this looks like an album cover omg
single greatest tweet
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME
hey kids wanna buy some drugs